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_{"I want kohi!!!"}

beef rulez
beef is talented n the coolest
i luv bhef

Beef Creations

Their Site

Our Anniversary - May 21st, 2007

Our Characters

Thank you for writing so many stories with me and here's to more.
all of our characters are gay somehow (EXCEpT Me!!!11 -stagnman) This isn't all of our characters. If you'd like to read more, check out our respective Toyhou.ses.
Beef Haus - Mama Haus

Rapunzel & Stangma

A vampire and a witch meet each other in a bar when on the hunt, they were looking for their next meal but instead found love...
IRL Age - 12+ Years

The Naughty Nun

...is a stripper club in Nagshead run by demons and other misfit monsters. Citrus, the succubus and Draven, the incubus head the club with their misfit family helping to support and fuck them. Cherilee is Citrus's sister and a demon gorgon. Xaphan is a recently ranked demon that spends most of his time being forced to watch anime by Cherilee. Ruby is a demon princess that often causes a lot of chaos. Tau is a werewolf that prefers to stay in his wolf form, much to the dismay of the human residents of the town.
IRL age - 10~11ish years

College Furriends

A group of college misfits that made a found family in their town. Charlotte is a shy and snobby cat that wants to become a journalist. Sid is a rich playboy tiger that loves being around his friends. Cairo is a tinkering and intelligent marten. Janette is a spunky red panda that wants to become a professional writer. Ari is a kind and sweet coyote that usually sleeps over with any of his friends.
IRL Age - 6~7 Years

Polly & Anya

Polly is a large, amazoness-esque lady that works with her partner in crime, Anya the thieving sphynx cat, to be the best mercenary team!
IRL Age - 1~2 years

The Elder Scrolls

ESO

Rillivarla Softsky + Ri'virr

Skyrim

Ardhil Nightthorn + Tsavuki

Language

Beef - An almighty being made of energy... which is coincidentally Mochan & not Mochan at the same time. Is always a small dog. Extremely infantalized and well taken care of.
Feef - Food
Seepf - Sleep
AHMMMMM- Uhm

Impgufernal

To properly speak Impgufernal, make your mouth as small as possible and grunt things or whine loudly. Peppering curse words or insulting phrases that make 0 sense help your fluency.
_helper - Hamburger Helper
_cheesenpease - Cheese & Peas